Car. A need is he?

Never stops amazing number of stories and histories, truthful and not much about the incident and incredible cases of automotive life of our compatriots. One such, it is a true story, I want to share with you. Was one of my good friend the car. The new, big and strong. And the friend was quite pleased with himself. Not counting the annoying minor faults, blunders, and engineering features of the national assembly, the car is pleased size, maneuverability and nedorogoviznoy. To one that is called a beautiful day. Pal parked, as usual, on the ground in front of the house, or rather before the entrance. Alarm, protivougonka and all that (the new car!). Leaving in the morning to smoke with a cup of coffee on the balcony of his fourth floor, he, to my horror, the machine in its accustomed place is not found. She was not there. Altogether. A cup of coffee fell from his hand and flew down from the fourth floor. Back to the reality of the sound and rumble from below. Translating look under the balcony, he saw the familiar shiny roof of his favorite cars, all in the ruins and remains of coffee. Telling me this story, my friend could not contain fits of laughter. Although, as it turned out, it could have ended much worse. What happened? At night, most likely due to moisture, banal whacko starter car. And he was in second gear, leisurely and silently (alarm did not work! "), Having passed a couple of dozen meters, buried in the wall of the house. It is only by good fortune at this time no one was on the road. I will not name brand of car. I can only say that it was the "PATRIOT". A friend was soon sold it. And he bought a Chinese foreign car. But that's another story.